( I don't think anyone on Gaia or ff.net got it. Which is fine with me since it's satire. But I think I could have executed it a little better. )
I also just realized that someone added it to The Kagome Haters Club C2 community.
If that's not a bad enough plot bunny for you, I have two crappy Angelique fanfics that no one here except Queenie will understand. (But they do have bishounen in them.)